I was standing in the kitchen when a commercial for Jiff peanut butter came on and I swear I almost turned around and told the TV it’s pronounced gif
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
Once you figure out this is Ruby, this scene becomes even better.
im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am
but I’m a little conceited
The tags I AM CRYING OH MY GOD
this looks like a senior class picture of guinea pigs
How many times can you wear it between washes?
Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.
but will we ever figure out how many times we can wear a bra between washes?
Dean doesn’t know how to tell Sam that he’s fucking Cas, so he just doesn’t tell Sam. And doesn’t tell Sam. And keeps fucking Cas. And doesn’t tell Sam.
Sam is too much of a gentleman to state the obvious - he always promised himself that he would let Dean come out in his own time. So he looks the other way when Cas comes out of the bathroom wearing Dean’s flannel. He agrees that it’s perfectly natural for Dean to order five desserts so Cas can figure out which is his favorite. And he accepts Dean’s explanations when he finds them asleep, spooning in the backseat of the Impala.
But sitting across from them in the diner, watching Cas dip his fork back and forth between his own plate and Dean’s, Sam can’t keep his mouth shut anymore.
"Dude," says Sam, gaping. "You just let him steal a bite of your pie.”
Dean looks at Cas, whose cheeks bulge guiltily. He looks back at Sam. “Yeah, well, this morning while you were in the shower he made me come so hard I blacked out, so he deserves it.”
Seriously, look at him. Look at his precious face, that little smirk and the glow in his eyes.
SERIOUSLY LOOK AT HIS FACE
I HAVE FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR
I know what I’m watching later.
Tom Hiddleston and other male actors came out to show support to Emma Watson’s UN Women campaign #Heforshe.
"Spears and Aguilera?""I've noticed your aliases are usually the names of popular musicians."